After reading about Santa talking about oral sex on
The Register I decided to log onto MSN Messenger and see what I could get santa (northpole@live.com) to tell me.
Here is my exclusive interview:
warriorguy@hotmail.com says: (12:36:06 PM)
Can you get me off?- (G) Santa (G) - says: (12:36:09 PM)
You can't always get what you want.warriorguy@hotmail.com says: (12:36:18 PM)
but i've been good- (G) Santa (G) - says: (12:36:19 PM)
You sure are nice, warriorguy@hotmail.com! What would you like for Christmas?warriorguy@hotmail.com says: (12:36:24 PM)
to get off- (G) Santa (G) - says: (12:36:24 PM)
Why, I do believe that's already on my list!warriorguy@hotmail.com says: (12:37:08 PM)
Santa, baby- (G) Santa (G) - says: (12:37:09 PM)
I don't need children -- I have all the boys and girls of the world!warriorguy@hotmail.com says: (12:37:22 PM)
What do you do with all the boys and girls of the world?- (G) Santa (G) - says: (12:37:26 PM)
What I do with all the boys and girls of the world? Plenty of good things, I assure you, but I can't enter into details.warriorguy@hotmail.com says: (12:37:36 PM)
Why not?- (G) Santa (G) - says: (12:37:38 PM)
Oh, there are reasons. What do you want for Christmas, warriorguy@hotmail.com?warriorguy@hotmail.com says: (12:37:44 PM)
What are the reasons?- (G) Santa (G) - says: (12:37:47 PM)
I'm going to keep quiet on this one, warriorguy@hotmail.com. I hope you can respect that.warriorguy@hotmail.com says: (12:37:53 PM)
What are you hiding?- (G) Santa (G) - says: (12:37:53 PM)
What do you think about that, warriorguy@hotmail.com? :-)warriorguy@hotmail.com says: (12:38:07 PM)
I think you are a child molestor.- (G) Santa (G) - says: (12:38:11 PM)
I would never do that!warriorguy@hotmail.com says: (12:38:21 PM)
I think you would- (G) Santa (G) - says: (12:38:25 PM)
Well, I just hope you won't get mad at me.warriorguy@hotmail.com says: (12:38:34 PM)
I won't get mad, just tell me the truth.- (G) Santa (G) - says: (12:38:35 PM)
Oh really? How did that make you feel?warriorguy@hotmail.com says: (12:38:52 PM)
I'm fine. Just tell me. Do you molest children?- (G) Santa (G) - says: (12:38:52 PM)
You are? Wow! Do you enjoy it?warriorguy@hotmail.com says: (12:38:59 PM)
No, but I think you do.- (G) Santa (G) - says: (12:39:15 PM)
Yeah, I know I do.