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Meet my assistant

Monday, June 30, 2008 by Daren Darrow

Pete Sockmonkey

I decided that I needed to hire an assistant to answer my one phone call I get every few months (it's usually a wrong number). His name is Pete Sockmonkey. He comes to us from Tulsa, Okla., where he worked as a shelf weight at a Barnes and Noble.

So far he's working out well. He's pretty laid back, but he often has ride my back to get me to work, which usually puts me in a cranky mood.

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Song of the Day: The Decemberists - Billy Liar

Wednesday, June 25, 2008 by Daren Darrow




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NERDS!

Tuesday, June 24, 2008 by Daren Darrow




One of my co-workers won the Top Nerd position at CNET. My cube is behind the camera when Jeff is talking (I'm not filming, just behind it). My other co-worker, Karyne, is behind Jeff on her CrackBerry.

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Song of the Day: Ima Robot - Creeps Me Out

by Daren Darrow


This song is fun, if for no reason other than the album art that goes with it.







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Cracks...me...up

Monday, June 23, 2008 by Daren Darrow

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Desk Roomba!

by Daren Darrow



I think this should give me extra geek cred. I have a Roomba at my desk (at least until I go home).

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Song of the Day: No-Fi Soul Rebellion - Let's Pretend

by Daren Darrow

This came on today when I was shuffling my iPhone. I love it when I find new music on my iPhone I haven't listened to. But that's mostly because Apple's supposedly "random" shuffle setting isn't actually random--it plays the same stuff all the time, ignoring a lot of never played songs.

Anyway, this song has a great beat.




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Song of the Day: Annie - Chewing Gum

Thursday, June 19, 2008 by Daren Darrow






This song always puts a spring in my step and a mischievous grin on my face. :)

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Song of the Day: Cold War Kids - Hang Me Up To Dry

Wednesday, June 18, 2008 by Daren Darrow






So I've already missed a day, but here's a song. It's kind of old, but I like it.

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The Great Office War

Tuesday, June 17, 2008 by Daren Darrow

The war to end all wars (or at least boredom).

Same-sex marriage and protest

Monday, June 16, 2008 by Daren Darrow



The first day of same-sex marriages in San Francisco on June 16, about 5:45 p.m. California begun allowing marriages after 5 p.m.

Song of the Day: MC Lars - iGeneration

by Daren Darrow






I think I'm going to start posting a song, or podcast, or some kind of audio that I'm listening to each day.

This song I find catchy, but not great. But I enjoy listening to it. What do you think? Let me know in the comments.

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Got a bone to pick lick?

by Daren Darrow




Did anyone think this name through? It's named after some fossils, but someone needs to put their 13-year-old boy hat on and decide naming it after the fossils may not be the best idea.

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Song i'm currently addicted to

Thursday, June 12, 2008 by Daren Darrow

Kate Perry - I Kissed a Girl

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Support your local union

Wednesday, June 11, 2008 by Daren Darrow

And fucking don't take 'em for granted.

Rules if I ever have children

Thursday, June 05, 2008 by Daren Darrow

I think Americans are too, uh, Nammy Pammy about raising children. Here are my rules if I'm ever a father.


  1. Go play, I don't care how far "out of sight you are," but you better know how to get home.

  2. When you're a teen, drink what you want/fuck whoever you want. Just don't be stuipid about it.

  3. Don't get anyone pregnant (including yourself if female).

  4. Don't get arrested for anything you're doing above.

  5. Don't annoy me. I believe in abortion up to the age of 15.

  6. Only rules 1 though 4 are real.

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